VitalMetricHubNo stress
What this corner is
A small corner for when you want a break without another serious calculator. Nothing here is medical advice or a reliable calorie measurement — it’s deliberately light.
Between meetings, after a long scroll, or when you just want something silly on screen: open a card below, play for a minute, and share the link if it made someone smile.
Quick, honest, easy to share
- Starts instantly in your browser — phone-friendly (tap the play area on touch screens).
- We say “toy” and “for fun” on purpose so expectations stay realistic.
- Use Share on the typing widget to send your session snapshot or the page URL to a friend.
How to use the activities
Choose an activity — it opens right here; tap the same card again to close.
Open an activity below — one section at a time (accordion). Use Close or Esc when expanded.
Typing caloriesToy MET counter plus a scrolling runner — mash keys or tap on your phone and watch the numbers (and scenery) move.
Now playing
0 laps
Click the box below, then type away. We combine a standard office-work MET with session time, optional body weight, and a tiny per-key tweak so the total moves when you mash keys.
Click or tap here, then type — on a phone, tapping counts like keys. After Stop in the scene, tap here or press Resume to continue (Tab moves focus out).
Session total (kcal)
0.0000
Display pace (kcal / hour)
105.000
Keys per minute (10 s window)
0
Keys · time
0 · 0:00
How this estimate works
Base burn uses MET 1.5 (sitting office / typing order of magnitude) × your weight in kg × elapsed hours — the usual MET formula. If weight is empty or invalid, we use 70 kg.
Each keypress adds about 0.000025 kcal — far too small to matter physically; it only makes the counter react to typing speed.
The hourly “pace” line adds a small capped boost when your recent keys-per-minute is high, still for display only.
More widgetsRoom for the next mini activity. Still for fun only.
More soon
We may add other tiny widgets to this corner of the site — still for fun only.
This page is for entertainment. Real energy use from keyboard use is negligible compared to resting metabolism; numbers are simplified models and should not guide diet or health decisions.